Mummy brought me to Suntec City again today. She calls it "aimless walking", but to me, it is a great deal! Walking in the big shopping mall is definitely more interesting that staying at home. Moreover, I get to eat great stuff like you teow and ice cream and there are just so many things to look at. Of course, there are so many opportunities for Pappy & Mummy to splurge on me. Like today, I got a set of new clothes bcos Pappy likes the matching bottom. Hoho.
I get to dress up too. Well, if it makes Mummy happie, I am quite alright with what I wear. Mummy decides that I will go 'sexy today" and made me wear a pink tank top and this really small shorts. I dun mind the skimpy clothes bcos I got "liao". Hehe. But Mummy made me wear white stockings which made my legs look fat. -.o" Arrrggghhhh, my legs are skinny ok, it is Mummy's wrong choice of clothes. I must make a mental note to protest against white stocking the next time. But Mummy was very pleased with her choice of clothes. In fact, she seems proud and kept telling Pappy and Popo that I look so uber cute. Pls Mummy, I need to look skinny and sexy, not cute and definitely not chubby or with thunder thighs lor.
So, to make sure that I get the "right" attention from the handsome gorgors who also roamed the mall, I decided to put up a little show.
First, I find a pole. Then I did a little dance.
A little tap here and and a small swing there.
Hold the pole and then walk to the other side and look away + sexy.
Look at your feet and look to the left.
Finally, show a little belly and walk off.
With lots of love and saliva,
Lil Shauna
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